Now Demotivational Poster
DEMISE OF MUSIC -
EPIC FACEPALM -
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -
THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!
IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -
MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!
GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"
IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.
LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -
SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing
PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.
ZOMBIE ENDINGS -
ATLANTA AIRPORT -
REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
A CHRISTMAS STORY -
M&M GLADIATORS -
THE JACKET OF MAN -
KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.
SNOWMAN LIFE -
WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -
PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.
TRIVIA CONTEST -
WARM HEARTS - Cold feets
CAVE TECH -
SO PAY ATTENTION -
winter wonderland -
THEN AND NOW -
WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU -
MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.
MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them
TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.
INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -
OH SUSIE Q -
COME ON -
ART OF INFILTRATION -
HARD TIMES - After Starfleet went bankrupt, Worf had to find work elsewhere.
RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.
OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -
Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.
KIDS DOING SNOW SCULPTURE - Mine Seem To Have Gone A Bit Goth
FROSTY - He's got backup
HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
GET LOST -
A BREAK IN ROUTINE -
SNOW - Mothers natures way of making us spend time with our families
SNOWBALL FIGHTS - Oh, it was all fun and games trying to hit the tiger with a snowball. Once your team hit it? Then it was survival of the fittest.
CANADIAN WOMAN - Only Canadian women can relax in the snow and still look this good.
PARANOIA - It starts here.
OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies
A SEA OF QUESTIONS -
VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy
TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...
IQ OF A SPOON -
STOP GLOBAL WARMING - Because it's so fricken hot outside it won't stop snowing.
The power of prayer -
A Show of Hands -
LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.
TIME AND TIME AGAIN -
THE PILOT -
MIXED FEELINGS -
A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .
SNOWED IN? - Turn a disadvantage into an advantage.
THIS JUST IN -
RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.
YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.
IT'S A TRAP! -
THE WISDOM OF HELEN -
TALK TO THE HAND -
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -
SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...
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