Over 102513
motifake

Now Demotivational Poster


DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:34 am
That's the daughter of a price... The "Fresh Price", Will Smith.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:33 am
You mean only on person pictured above didn't have talent, and all those below are considered "Talent"!
twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
It's happening everyw here


EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -


TAGS: snow funny giraffe
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Grimgravy

IllicoPresto - April 22, 2011, 2:20 am
It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.
Sho - April 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
I'm the only one that noticed those are deers?


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.


TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by elixiri

mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm
this is cool


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


ZOMBIE ENDINGS -


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters


SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


UNPREDICTABILITY -


TAGS: the future is now
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:22 pm
You guys know I usually steal these jokes from other sites right?
GaryO - August 8, 2012, 10:28 am
x2 (what space said)
Bull - August 8, 2012, 4:43 am
thanks space!
spacedog - August 7, 2012, 7:35 pm
Great posters today Bull.


elemenopee -


TAGS: now i know my abc s
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:30 pm
Mnemonics. The theory in practice.


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


A CHRISTMAS STORY -


TAGS: the aclu knows
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shadow87 - December 21, 2011, 8:45 am
:') Well, that made my day... 5L's to u b0N3
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:44 am
p.s: he said to the little angel.. stick in it your a**.. and that's why it is on the top of the tree lal.. me so obvious O.O
Reality Lord - December 19, 2010, 8:49 am

awesome bone!
Shottyz - December 19, 2010, 7:14 am
Agreed, I laughed so hard I just about started crying. 5L
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 10:16 am
The kind of story that brings a tear to your eye. 5L


WWAD -


TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the bre***s I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am
ITS A TRAP!!!
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm

lolz
AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm
my eyes cannot repel bre***s of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
d*** 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


M&M GLADIATORS -


TAGS: look what i found happy now mooooo hahaha
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:39 am
omg this is so funny imma do this with skittles
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:23 am
gold, 4**** is motifake gold
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 10:59 pm
I think I'm in love.... WINNER!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:11 am
I read this like a year ago... and couldn't find it anywhere... found it at 2am last night reading some other random stuff... I was entertained! hahah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am
Very good sir.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:04 am
I'll stay the rock throwing if you vote down the politifake below this in the "latest comments"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:02 am
Anonymous = 1.....watch for falling rocks.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:01 am
I made the poster... Just didn't put my name on it as MOOOOOOOOO would have stoned me... lmao
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:44 pm
Okay... This may be a cut and paste from someone else, but just having the opportunity to read it makes it worth everything!! UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!! 5L Too bad the poster was anonymous.
Bartimaeus - September 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
That's hilarious! 5/5 M&M glaiator: "Are you not entertained!?"


THE JACKET OF MAN -




KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by McLovin666

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


TRIVIA CONTEST -


TAGS: how was i to know
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL


WARM HEARTS - Cold feets


TAGS: penguins snow love humor
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:31 pm

Thanks.
Zetmonk - January 10, 2012, 6:45 am
Aww, this made me smile. The feets make it even cuter! ;-)


CAVE TECH -


TAGS: you me cave now
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Reality Lord - April 5, 2011, 8:33 pm

nice...very!


PENMANSHIP -


TAGS: write your name in snow
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:15 pm
You weren't complaining last night.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
... or "NEEDLEMANSHIP" as the case (of beer) may be ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 9:40 am
It's all about perspective....with her it's like tossing a h** dog down a hallway anyways....It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 9:34 am
she told me, said it was really cold outside, and the "pencil" was right down to the eraser
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 9:28 am
I spelled "Grey Scorpion is lame" last night...but you'll notice it's in your Mom's handwriting.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 9:08 am
With what??? Never mind.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 9:00 am
We did it!! It took a case of beer, and numerous tries, but Moo+ finally remembered to dot the "i" in "Scorpion"


CATNIP -




SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


winter wonderland -


TAGS: winter snow snow snow snow
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - October 30, 2013, 5:46 pm

I miss the snow. :(


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


THEN AND NOW -


TAGS: calendar then now ant hill
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

tlwestrope - July 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
And Little Johnny gets busted by the EPA because the ants are on the endangered species list.
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
He can work for the Terrorist Support Agency (TSA) and cop a feel, though. Sad to think things are this whacked.
rerun - July 18, 2011, 5:10 pm

Boy, this sure is the truth


PROCTOLOGIST -


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.


WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU -




MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.


TAGS: minnesota convertable snow hair winter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:49 pm
Awesome has now been revealed, All Kneel before the Master.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.d***! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm
SWEET! i want one!


MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them


TAGS: please kill miley cyrus now
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 26, 2015, 9:27 pm
prophetic Pzy


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




OH SUSIE Q -


TAGS: apocalypse now ccr
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

stenusmc - September 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
...Charlie don't surf...
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 9:50 pm
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
forseti - September 21, 2010, 7:39 pm
I like your music day! And your taste in movies as well. 5


COME ON -




ART OF INFILTRATION -


TAGS: socks and redman now swim with the orcas
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 27, 2009, 11:38 am
Clearly shopped, but not by me. Thanks.
Moooooooooooooo - May 27, 2009, 1:06 am
Sean did you shop your own cats into this pic? 5 Lions.


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


HARD TIMES - After Starfleet went bankrupt, Worf had to find work elsewhere.


TAGS: worf is now a pimp
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:24 am
He is not a merry man, Captain!


RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you ***y you know
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by justinb

grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or g**s....


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.




KIDS DOING SNOW SCULPTURE - Mine Seem To Have Gone A Bit Goth


TAGS: snow
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop



FROSTY - He's got backup


TAGS: frosty snowman snow
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:36 am
...just put it in a comment!
agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
See people? That's how it's done. You CAN come up with an unfunny line without tunneling the poster.
Sir - April 19, 2009, 7:51 pm
more like " FROSTY-can't keep it in his pants"


INSIGNIFICANT -




HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




GET LOST -


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


A BREAK IN ROUTINE -


TAGS: marines snowman winter desert iraq
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by pointer

M11Marauder - March 7, 2011, 7:00 am
Well, i suppose brits have marines too o:)


SNOW - Mothers natures way of making us spend time with our families


TAGS: snow
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by btrinko

jig - January 17, 2012, 4:02 pm
Snow is the thing I miss the most from mother nature.


SNOWBALL FIGHTS - Oh, it was all fun and games trying to hit the tiger with a snowball. Once your team hit it? Then it was survival of the fittest.


TAGS: tiger snow
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - May 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
Took a mediocre picture and made it a great motifake. 5.


CANADIAN WOMAN - Only Canadian women can relax in the snow and still look this good.




PARANOIA - It starts here.


TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Kat

someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.


OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies




A SEA OF QUESTIONS -


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
lol
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by vader

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Chef

emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


IQ OF A SPOON -


TAGS: buy now or just dont
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:16 am
Yet another good one, Capn! 5, of course.
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:32 pm
Makes me think of Bud-light.


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by steph1

CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes


ANIMALS -


TAGS: ronnie snow unconditional love is the only good hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

motinet - November 9, 2010, 9:49 am

moderator sign FIXED for good now, I think
culos - November 9, 2010, 9:22 am
After they read the Mo+ Limerick they removed it on purpose.... (#121009)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Hey WTF?.....I thought we got that fixed yesterday.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Mo²² misses his moderator-sign ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
I got stuck with a smiley...all better now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
Fixed....woohoo!
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
What Is It Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Ahhhhhh...avatar hell!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:11 am
mooooo test
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:07 am
wow You Really Are The Biggest Gentleman On Here, You Can Disrespect All you Wnat, We're A Family Here :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:49 am
No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:35 am
Thanks, and haar this is not the hitman monkey pic, ill pm you that one :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:28 am
Hitman Monkey!
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:17 am
Simply perfect.


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by giulio

justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


STOP GLOBAL WARMING - Because it's so fricken hot outside it won't stop snowing.


TAGS: global warming snow h**
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by SirBeavis

Sean - July 1, 2009, 12:42 am
GLOBAL It rhymes with "local", therefore it must mean more or less the same thing. See also: "Republican" and "American", eh?


The power of prayer -




A Show of Hands -




LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the me***hor!


TIME AND TIME AGAIN -


TAGS: life death reincarnation snowman winter
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

steve1961 - December 20, 2012, 4:58 am
The only thing that I'm gonna have on my tombstone is "Wish you were here."
Silverheart - December 19, 2012, 1:49 pm

Nice one. Now I have a choice to make- I can either have BRB or I'm Watching You carved on my tombstone.
falloutghoul - December 18, 2012, 10:56 pm
LOL!


THE PILOT -


TAGS: well now don t ask don t tell
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Airman - January 25, 2010, 2:26 pm
Love it
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:45 pm
I hate Motifakes that re-tell old lame jokes but somehow I always give them 5L!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:52 am

you are back in it now.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 11:01 am
Dammit. I voted this one 5L and knocked my poster out of the top five again. LoL! :P
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am

when I saw the image I thought Airman made it, I am quite impressed. You stepping up the game makes it harder for a slacker such as myself.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:58 am
lol I thought this was a sh** at Brit. Joke's hilarious 5L
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Very old joke! I was trying to slip an Airman or a Ron in there but just couldn't make it work! So here's to you guys...you bunch of les*****!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:47 am

old joke but the image absoutly makes it. 5L


MIXED FEELINGS -




A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .


TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls


SNOWED IN? - Turn a disadvantage into an advantage.


TAGS: snowed in
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Koradan



THIS JUST IN -




CONNECTIONS -




RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.




YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.


TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm
Qmao


IT'S A TRAP! -


TAGS: what do i say now
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake



AWARDS -


TAGS: look at me now
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD



THE WISDOM OF HELEN -




TALK TO THE HAND -




CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me sh** now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


SHENANIGANS -


TAGS: snowball and suke pi
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Sean

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:30 pm
I'm seeing a trend here. Pix of animals with witty and creative captions...... Swear I must be 10.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks AK, but I thought these filine crime fighters took you down ages ago. Hmmm, wonder who that was then?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 7:39 am
How did I miss this? LOL!
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 9:03 am
Up to no good!


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE